FML : Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we...

Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fed up/turned off / Wednesday 2 October 2013 05:47 / United States - Fresno

Intimacy

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By Pwn17 | 25

#5699187 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:02

You're tearing him apart, Lisa!

By ischneid101 | 4

#5699188 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:03

"Oh hi mark!"

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By dmmrekcd | 10

#5699186 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:02

Fun..,

SimplyBird | 9

#5699758 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:59

#1 that was probably the best and most creative first comment I have ever read. *slow clap*

By Pwn17 | 25

#5699187 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:02

You're tearing him apart, Lisa!

jw90 | 18

#5699197 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:11

Haha I haven't seen that movie in forever. But I'm sorry he's not responding that well to your attempts OP. Maybe Breaking Bad is too important to him.

OnlyAvailableID | 28

#5699213 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:21

I don't understand. I did naht hit her, I did naht. Oh hi Mark!

SomeRandomGuy15 | 18

#5699246 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 13:19

4- That's me!

Cocoapelli | 22

#5699409 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 16:15

Maybe if you throw a football around as you walk between scenes you'll get his attention? But don't try and do it sexily - aim more for pointlessly.

annie_nk | 22

#5699899 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 21:30

9 - Perfect portrayal of Wiseau's accent, which I believe is still unique to him lol.

By ischneid101 | 4

#5699188 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:03

"Oh hi mark!"

joawmeens | 7

#5699221 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:24

"Oh hey Denny!"

ischneid101 | 4

#5699222 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:25

Denny's a creepy bastard...

mFUNdo21 | 17

#5699430 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 16:27

these FML boyfriends are super trolls xD

julianna5782 | 12

#6693275 - Wednesday 21 September 2016 2:07

we're talking about aids, we're talking about lesions!

By Ms_ValS | 27

#5699194 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:09

Some guys really have a way of saying stupid things...

By ItsAUnicorn | 27

#5699201 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:12

I guess he wasn't as into it as you thought he was..

By pistachiopanda | 19

#5699204 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:15

I suggest more cleavage in the future.

60 percent of the time, it works every time.

nnnope | 26

#5699276 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 14:27

I'm not gonna lie, that smells like pure gasoline.

By joawmeens | 7

#5699215 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:21

HEY!! It's not a "crappy" movie... It's the WORST MOVIE!! And it is AMAZING!!

Do you understand life? YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!

You're my favorite customer!