By fed up/turned off - 02/10/2013 05:47 - United States - Fresno

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Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
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Pwn17 25
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You're tearing him apart, Lisa!

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ischneid101 4
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"Oh hi mark!"

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SimplyBird 9
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#1 that was probably the best and most creative first comment I have ever read. *slow clap*

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Pwn17 25
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You're tearing him apart, Lisa!

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jw90 18
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Haha I haven't seen that movie in forever. But I'm sorry he's not responding that well to your attempts OP. Maybe Breaking Bad is too important to him.

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OnlyAvailableID 28
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I don't understand. I did naht hit her, I did naht. Oh hi Mark!

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Cocoapelli 23
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Maybe if you throw a football around as you walk between scenes you'll get his attention? But don't try and do it sexily - aim more for pointlessly.

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annie_nk 22
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9 - Perfect portrayal of Wiseau's accent, which I believe is still unique to him lol.

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ischneid101 4
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"Oh hi mark!"

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joawmeens 7
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"Oh hey Denny!"

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ischneid101 4
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Denny's a creepy bastard...

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mFUNdo21 17
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these FML boyfriends are super trolls xD

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julianna5782 12
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we're talking about aids, we're talking about lesions!

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Ms_ValS 27
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Some guys really have a way of saying stupid things...

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ItsAUnicorn 27
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I guess he wasn't as into it as you thought he was..

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pistachiopanda 19
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I suggest more cleavage in the future. 60 percent of the time, it works every time.

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nnnope 26
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I'm not gonna lie, that smells like pure gasoline.

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joawmeens 7
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HEY!! It's not a "crappy" movie... It's the WORST MOVIE!! And it is AMAZING!! Do you understand life? YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!! You're my favorite customer!

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missfryfry 10
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Tell him to put his stupid comments in his pocket.

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crimsonlover4 31
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I'm fed up with this woorlald! And those that didn't get your reference #13

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perdix 29
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1. Lives with parents 2. Uses stupid quotes in steamy situation. -> Not ready for sex.

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Faff 20
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with that logic, there would be a lot more virgins in this world

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azwethinkweiz87 11
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Oh hi! Don't worry about it, that's the idea!

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