By fed up/turned off - 02/10/2013 05:47 - United States - Fresno

Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 465
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Pwn17 25

You're tearing him apart, Lisa!

"Oh hi mark!"


#1 that was probably the best and most creative first comment I have ever read. *slow clap*

Pwn17 25

You're tearing him apart, Lisa!

jw90 18

Haha I haven't seen that movie in forever. But I'm sorry he's not responding that well to your attempts OP. Maybe Breaking Bad is too important to him.

I don't understand. I did naht hit her, I did naht. Oh hi Mark!

Cocoapelli 23

Maybe if you throw a football around as you walk between scenes you'll get his attention? But don't try and do it sexily - aim more for pointlessly.

9 - Perfect portrayal of Wiseau's accent, which I believe is still unique to him lol.

"Oh hi mark!"

"Oh hey Denny!"

Denny's a creepy bastard...

these FML boyfriends are super trolls xD

we're talking about aids, we're talking about lesions!

Some guys really have a way of saying stupid things...

I guess he wasn't as into it as you thought he was..

I suggest more cleavage in the future. 60 percent of the time, it works every time.

nnnope 26

I'm not gonna lie, that smells like pure gasoline.

HEY!! It's not a "crappy" movie... It's the WORST MOVIE!! And it is AMAZING!! Do you understand life? YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!! You're my favorite customer!

Tell him to put his stupid comments in his pocket.

I'm fed up with this woorlald! And those that didn't get your reference #13

perdix 29

1. Lives with parents 2. Uses stupid quotes in steamy situation. -> Not ready for sex.

with that logic, there would be a lot more virgins in this world

Oh hi! Don't worry about it, that's the idea!