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Mike United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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EveryDayJackAss 0

this suspiciously sounds like a commercial i watched some time ago =.= im watching you fakers.......

Maybe they couldn't wait. If you're 70 and it's up, gotta get on that right then and there.

Steph1234_fml 0

Thats DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!

wow dude i feel sorry for you your grandparents are ****** UP

EEEWWW. Thats like when those commercials come on with the old people that have ED. you just dont want to think about that stuff.

beebeeL 1

um fyl bcus tht is sick & disgusting & ydi bcuz yu just laid there . yu shouldve said something .

bden2728 0

0_0 0_0 0_0 I. Am. SO. SORRY.

omg_fml608 0

i wold have just pretended to wake up cause they were being loud . wait , ewwww . and , just be glad they didn't get on YOUR bed ! :)

Oh. My. *******. God. 1. You must be scarred for life. 2. Thanks for those mental images guys.. x_x 3. Those are some scary old people. 4. Just omg......therapy?

UNSEE PLZ KTHX