By emilyxoxoxo - 21/03/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML
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sidekickinit 0
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i once got stuck in a recliner with my best friend and had to pee. She didn't believe me and wouldn't let me up, and I was really stuck. Her not letting me up made me mad and then I started laughing nervously because I didn't know what to do, and ended up peeing all over her and the chair...

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amirn86 0
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Wth is your friend a dog?! lol PEOPLE don't randomly start peeing... unless she's got incontinence problems lol

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chloe2114 4

actually, ur 146th...

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drunkandfml 11
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You are no where near 2nd

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amirn86 0
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Wth is your friend a dog?! lol PEOPLE don't randomly start peeing... unless she's got incontinence problems lol

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Hiilikew 5
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The anus AND the pee-hole have 2 sphincter each. One is controllable but the other is not, and relies on the nervous system. After the rectum or the bladder fills to it's limit, you have no option but to let it all out, and one full enough, random motions or laughter (fast movement of the diaphragm) may also cause the uncontrolled sphincter to be activated.

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sidekickinit 0
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i once got stuck in a recliner with my best friend and had to pee. She didn't believe me and wouldn't let me up, and I was really stuck. Her not letting me up made me mad and then I started laughing nervously because I didn't know what to do, and ended up peeing all over her and the chair...

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Andromeda13 9

Why? Because why the hell not!

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alex_vik 0

You deserved it for trying to fit two people in one pair of pants.

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calmthefuck_down 0

wtf ? lol i've fit into pants with TWO of my friends before, beat that (=

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Cokolia 7
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its cool me and 5 of my friends got in a size 30 dress before

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lemon_squeezy 0
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@2 no it happens. last night my friend and i were high and she peed on the floor in my basement and couldn't stop herself

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tsax421 0
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@ #6, thats why we don't get high - the clean up is always a pain in the ass. by the way, you should lose the friend.

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RebeccaRFT 18
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Why, because she had an accident?

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nyletak 0
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LMFAO FAIL.

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Ender_ 0

Now you just get to be laughed at by thousands of people over the internet. Your need for attention should be satisfied now. YDI

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Leviathan_fml 0
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that's just funny.

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