Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0
o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...
shantoyamuchluv 0
20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.
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brando5055 0
i bet you wish death upon the people who made viagra.
wickedsick 0
Jesus. Have fun. That's going to leave you scarred for life.
415chick 0
Oh shit... hahaha... that HELLLLLA SUCKS!!! DAMN!! HAHAHA ahhh sorry :x
Kiriel 2
When my mom, her BF and I went to New Jersey, we had to share a hotel room and when they asked if I was awake, I tried to repsond but couldn't. So my mom started to give him a BJ in the same room I was in, afterwards they ahd sex. It was a couple years ago but I still can't forget... thanks for reminding me again. x_x
davidlonghorn 0
SHANANAGANS!!!! any real person would have yawed or startled when the bed started to squeak???? either that, or u wanted to hear old people sex??????
17Master 0
1. Get some therapy 2. Gives your grandpa props for going that long. 3. Number 2 again. Seriously
MizzHollywood 0
creepy... that's bad granparenting if they can have sex with you around. I mean, they can wait till they don't have to share a room with you anymore... Get some therapy tho seriously...
itsTiffany 0
I feel bad for you... don't understand how you'd deserve this anyway. FYL to the tenth power.
Icalasari 0
FYL for having to go through that Let me guess, frozen in disgust, unable to tell them to stop?
Misha_fml 0
I will happily contribute a small percentage of money towards your therapy.