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Mike United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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you'll never eat raisins again...

LNWildcat2010 0

What....the...****?

thats messed up but so funny at the same time lol srry. i think u shoulda left the room

mandapanda93 0

wtf #8?

DAMN!! that's gotta be some crazy kinky shit...70 years of experience right there lmao...

Old wrinkly skin rubbing yogether... ECK... Gross visual... I hope no hips were broken in this process... 20 minutes? Your g-pa is a stallion. Good life lesson.. NEVER sleep in their room again..

bighead999777 0

did u get a hard on?

20 minutes? Viagra must be working

WOW....that kinda cool...lmao....they were hust havin fun....but OMG 70....

lol, way to go grandpa!!