NSFW: Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They...

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Mike 21 March 2009, 15:38 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

21 March 2009, 23:05

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

21 March 2009, 23:06

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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fmlRob 0

22 March 2009, 06:00

I was rolling with laughter on this one!! I bet the whole room smelled like "Ben Gay" aterwards LOL !!!!!!

Gaston_fml 0

22 March 2009, 06:14

WOW at least they still have sex... But that'd be pretty ******* awkward.

xqme 0

22 March 2009, 06:29

YDI, but you should be happy that your 70 year old grandparents are healthy enough to do that. and you said "witness" i hope that was just a light term used, and you "witnessed" them with just your ears and not your eyes. xD i dont want to see an FML saying "today, my 70 year old grandparents used my computer, but i left FML on, and they saw this post. FML" though okay? =)