Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0
o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...
shantoyamuchluv 0
20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.
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Bakergirl 0
eww..i'm so sorry for you!
hippiefiddleboy 0
you poor child while I'm all "go you" for gramps I hope you aren't to scarred
omgnooo 0
20 min is normal!?!?!? I'm 17 and usually last at least an hour and that is just because i get bored. I have only tried to see how long i could go with my gf once and lasted 4 hrs before i was too sore to continue and she doesn't like being on top...
CoyoteOldOne 17
When I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I always ask, should I accept being uncomfortable, make myself comfortable, or make the _other_ person(s) into the uncomfortable party? For instance, a loud clearing of your throat might have done wonders to shift the burden of being uncomfortable from your shoulders onto theirs.
Mpapir 0
lol eww, thats gross but at least ur grandparents still have a healthy relationship
suppjv 0
My boyfriend doesn't even last that long. He's 19. FML.
Sokrgirl 0
This may not work but should get bak at them by having sex in their room while ther asleep. Mayb they'll have nightmares just like me and everyone else. Then do a blacklght test and blame the spots On Them
iBou_fml 4
damnnnn if it happened to me i would suicide. i cant imagine it, and i dont want to............ >_______________________>"
ClevelandRock 0
Uhhhh, did it ever occur to you to pretend to wake up?
xiateababyx 0
duude. #79.....i will never see someone talking about pizza or eating it without laughing my ass off x]