Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, it's been three days since I started working 12-hour night shifts. My neighbors have now decided to renovate their house. They're focusing on the rooms sharing my wall. FML
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML
Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML
Today, I’ve been at my new house for a week. My new neighbour’s dog barks non-stop all day, and their newborn baby cries non-stop all night. FML
Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML
Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML
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darkinners 6
wow I love napalm death and slayer and Adele!!
ItsYourMamaDoe 0
Try talking to them? Maybe they don't know how loud they are being.
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Comments (164)
darkinners 6
wow I love napalm death and slayer and Adele!!
slitherbomb 0
Sing along to Adele and start crying thinking about your ex.
old09 11
I like Slayer and Adele is okay with me But I ******* love Napalm Death
EvilPotato 15
Have loud sex when they stop singin' that'll teach'em.
Jimster1712 0
Same here, not really into napalm death cuz barney's growls are weird but slayer is the shit!!!
brianjman14 23
Napalm Death and Slayer, I'm ok with, but I can't listen to Adele. I'm more into Melodic, Viking, and Folk Metal. OP, tell him to start listening to some Children of Bodom!
docscientist 10
Music I listened to back in grade school, but all hearing them all day as a third party is awful.
alival 12
Motionless in White is where it's at!!!!
kaprookie 3
Ya'll are nuts. Wiggles is where its at.
xoconnie 8
hmm, i'd say something to them. kindly knock on their door once during the day... once during the night.. and say "hey would u mind keeping it down or lowering the volume. thanks!". its worth the try dude!
godofcyanide 8
Slayer's one of my favorite bands... and one of the greatest bands ever. YDI, OP... Your neighbor is sharing some great sounds with you... during the day. But call the cops on the wife. It's nightly torture and must stop. :)
graham11 14
Loudly sing some really obnoxious explicit music and see what happens!
ZebcoGirl 0
The neighbors should be sleeping right? If the guy is working nights he should be sleeping during the day.. But I guess at least he is playing good music.
Gook0123 9
Slayer!!!
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
******* MIW!!!!! XD If it wasn't for Motionless, I wouldn't have my band :) OP, tell your Neighbour to put on some Kuza
rezzrhyme 0
hi nieghbor lol jk
13FTW 9
Neighbor* I don't get the purpose of your comment, sir.
CryMoreFMLs 15
If roughly translated from moron to english, it translates to "I'm an idiot that wanted to be first".
ItsYourMamaDoe 0
Try talking to them? Maybe they don't know how loud they are being.
22cute 17
Right, then call the super or landlord if it doesn't stop.
SuperKnuckels 6
Talk to them and ask if they can do that at the same time Slayer+Adele while drunk sounds hilarious.
xxkimmyt 9
o-o thats just......
absolutegrrr 7
Hey hey, don't leave me hanging here!
graham11 14
4- what is it like? Too much suspense...
Glockinator 2
Hahahahahhahaha this sounds like my neighbor could be writing this about me... Only I don't sing Adele while drunk... But he's nights I'm day and that's our music. Wish it was us in this but we are the quiet ones and he is loud so it's not. Plus I'm from Ohio
Joey44 15
What the hell was the point in any of this?
Wheredidgrungego 12
cool story bro.
Nosrebor 8
Either really bad troll, Or really weird chick.
McAninch35 9
^quite possibly both.
xoconnie 8
seriously. pic is a little creepy too. im not trying to be mean tho!
Glockinator 2
It's both and yes it is. No worries on being mean....... It's an app. Anyone who basis their life off opinions of people on a site need help
amoscore 5
TLDR
graham11 14
If you weren't from Ohio things would've turned out so much differently!
Meowingtons500 18
Obviously it's an excerpt from her latest book, "He Works Nights and I Work Days." A pointless tale that fails to impress. :)
TipOfTheHat 10
By the second week, you should be used to it!
linkinpark98 24
Wow..... Hey, at least they are all great artists! :) (Trying to see the positive side of thr situation..)
thebaconweave 0
Want to counter it? Blair Rebecca Black. But then again that's torture for you. Sorry buddy you're on your own.
mnmolino 14
Buy earplugs and listen to "live" Miley Cyrus tracks
BradyT918 9
How will self torture help?
graham11 14
83- I definitely agree. Torture isn't meant to be two sided!
tgbvfr 8
So that's where my old neighbours went!
TimysterGates 15
SLAYER!! ANGEL OF DEATH! adele sucks though.
brown4lifejot 1
Fck u! Adele's classic! Even grandmas say so!!! (and thats really saying something)
mersinary12 0
Slayer is freakin amazing!
ifuckmonsters 5
Now watch as Adele's followers frantically thumb down this comment.
iamyourgod 3
Who the hell is Adele and why do so many people seem to like it an thumb this down? Slayer is awesome!
graham11 14
77- who the hell are you? She's obviously a musician as you can tell if you have read any comment on this thread..
brown4lifejot 1
40-Im not a follower i just like rolling in the deep. Also i read some old peoples youtube comments. ;)
koolkat27 13
adele is overrated and that stupid rolling in the deep song is sooo overplayed!
declanandrewbell 1
and how is slayer NOT classic? was Adele around in the 80's??