Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0
o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...
shantoyamuchluv 0
20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.
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polishswede 0
OMG Couldn't they have waited!?
nodbor 11
next time use your ipod and headphones and turn it way up and turn your head the other way.
vuvu_fml 0
gee poor you if i was you i would never, probley get any sleep ohmy.
nodbor 11
reminds me of a similar scene from a movie called, "Three Women."
loler_fml 0
hahahahahaha well that's what you get for pretending to be asleep! :P
Endymion_fml 0
You mean to say you watched the whole thing?
stoptheworld 0
aww, i'm happy for them! sex at 70, impressive. sucks to be you though =p
ima_krackerr 0
I don't understand how people thought he/she deserved this.... but damn yo. 20 mins? my bf can't last that long (he's 19)
moron_fml 0
#79 i will never look at pizza the same way again. thank you for that. so, so much. wow...
lolo527 0
LMFAO...at least it was only 20 minutes!