Health: Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid...

By cuppycakeslove - 07/12/2011 11:35 - United States

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML

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By Matthew - 04/07/2018 22:30

Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML

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By Stellarum - 18/08/2014 15:13 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 10:29 - France - Paris

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me in an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

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By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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By even axe would smell better - 04/02/2014 18:55 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML

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By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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Skater5679 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 16:07

You could have not paid attention to him, and actually learn something?

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 7 December 2011 16:08

throw up on his back. That'll teach him.

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friedeggyolive 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:11

I screamed aloud as I read this.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:16

o.O that's nasty

BellaMarta 19

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:17

Oh god... why would someone eat a scab??

reaganomics 6

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:22

Sooo.....how was lunch ?

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:28

Like Goldmember, did he turn around & offer you a "schmoke & a pancake?"

BigSlingin 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:32

Well that's what's up. Haha

PoisonGirlInc 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:48

I just threw up In my mouth a lil bit

raaacheel 4

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:58

Charming.

bittersweet25 3

Thursday 8 December 2011 1:03

Ewwww haha that's so nasty...you should change seats next time

hoodyNOT2shoes 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 1:34

Him my chem class, I felt my gum right under my lab table. It was my friend Alex's that she stuck there when she was done with it.

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