Health: Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown...

By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 15:28 - Canada - Sooke

Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 05:30

Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML

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By dragynfyre - 06/03/2012 05:37 - United States

Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By SummerGirl0009 - 23/08/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML

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By nzkristy - 03/01/2010 10:59 - New Zealand

Today, I got sent home from work for appearing stoned/under the influence of drugs. I suffer from severe hay fever, which no antihistamine has fixed yet, hence the red and glassy eyes. FML

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By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML

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By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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By my face though - 25/01/2016 17:04 - United States - Kettle Falls

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

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Not funny, son

By Embarassed - 15/03/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML

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Saturday 1 November 2014 23:41

I think I'd rather you be high then have pink eye around me. Really sucks though, you should have taken the opportunity to rub the bacterium on him . My thing though is why did you show up with a contagious infection?

emeester 7

Saturday 1 November 2014 23:36

That's really stupid. Sorry OP :/

Comments

Hawk42 16

Sunday 2 November 2014 0:09

Hawkward

juststephhere 23

Sunday 2 November 2014 0:21

The speaker seems like a dick... The difference between the way someone acts on drugs compared to pinkeye is completely different!

sarah_baby22 15

Sunday 2 November 2014 0:27

Oh wow sorry op! Hope you get better soon :) x

DenverTyrrell 13

Sunday 2 November 2014 0:27

I hope your not lying, that's unlucky

SauceySarah 30

Sunday 2 November 2014 0:28

He is such an ass for shaming you in front of everyone. Even if you were actually high, he shouldn't have said anything about it in front of everyone.

LostInTheZone11 29

Sunday 2 November 2014 0:46

Get a note from your doctor, and shame him in front of everyone for jumping to conclusions.

rocker_chick23 27

Sunday 2 November 2014 0:58

Get a doctors note, and rub it in his face.

jthmtwin 16

Sunday 2 November 2014 1:18

As low brow as it is I would have given it to him. Don't be a tool bc some one is sick. And curious how he thought you were high unless you had it in both eyes bc last time I checked pot doesn't choose left or right :/

rocker_chick23 27

Sunday 2 November 2014 1:22

Yeah, I have never seen someone get high and suddenly get a crusty, oozy, eye.

jthmtwin 16

Sunday 2 November 2014 3:45

I would wonder what on earth the got high on, and to stay far from it.

aliciavanham 13

Sunday 2 November 2014 1:19

At least you are the biggest person! And ashamed and angry, oooooh forgot that! You should have said something to him for being so rude for no reason.

superspooky 13

Sunday 2 November 2014 1:26

Isn't pink eye super contagious? You shouldn't have gone. Those people could all get sick because of you. I'm sure you could've gotten a doctor's note excusing you from the event.