Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML
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Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML
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Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML
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devildog562 33
I think I'd rather you be high then have pink eye around me. Really sucks though, you should have taken the opportunity to rub the bacterium on him . My thing though is why did you show up with a contagious infection?
emeester 7
That's really stupid. Sorry OP :/
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Comments (59)
sugarbaby9908 20
Take copies of your diagnosis from the doctors, black out all necessary information, and show it everyone or just the speaker. Make an ass out of him
Sassycassy23 1
Quit picking your assistance and rubbing your eye lol
Dchag117 10
Assuming OP was put on antibiotics they wouldn't be contagious to everyone else.
ajs1987 15
Even if it was a drug thing, he's still being incredibly inappropriate. I'd report him in a heartbeat and get him fired.
bizarrebuizel 2
Give him a black eye, then.
miss_amphetamine 24
Get a doctors note or just show the lecturer your antibiotics prescription...he'll feel bad, I guarantee it. Also...i'm a terrible person, but I'd laugh if an anti drugs speaker came down with pink eye
yzzob 3
wait., are you POSITIVE it wasn't pink eye? gross
asherm 15
Rub your eye, then the instructor's belongings. He'll believe you when he gets it.
rachel8234 3
you shouldnt have gone... punk eye is no joke. super Contagious.
wasliedtoasakid 22
You should have rubbed your eyes, held out your hand, had a smirk on your face, and said "Shake my hand. I dare you." If he gets it and has to do another lecture while he has pink eye, that'll look REALLY bad.