Kids: Today, my little sister decided to move one of the mouse traps...

By Ow - 19/06/2016 00:51 - United Kingdom - Swanscombe

Today, my little sister decided to move one of the mouse traps I set for our current mouse problem onto my desk chair. Apparently when a mouse is caught in a mousetrap it's cruel, but when it snaps on my balls, that's hilarious. FML

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By Keegan O - 16/03/2021 05:01

Today, I was cleaning out the crawlspace and set a mousetrap off with my testicles. FML

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By AquaKelly - 24/12/2014 01:48 - United States - Newark

Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML

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Spooky

By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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Jerry wins again

By Trapped - 10/06/2009 08:13 - Australia

Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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Sorry Mr Nibbles

By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

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By HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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Oldest trick in the book

By Anonymous - 22/12/2022 15:00

Today, I have to admit I sometimes snoop in my daughter's room, but she must have realised this because she has started laying booby traps for me. I'm currently in the ER getting fishing hooks removed from my hand after she taped them to a mousetrap and left the mousetrap inside her desk drawer. I deserve it but, FML

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By toe - 03/02/2015 03:14 - United States - Sullivan

Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML

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By NaniNarcotic - 16/08/2011 10:17 - Australia

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

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tmtsans 9

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:33

This is the moment when a little girl turns into a corpse.

Siriusproblem 10

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:34

You're in quite a pinch OP. Ok, bad puns aside that sucks for you. I hope you feel better quickly, every man can testify how bad ball pain is.

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tmtsans 9

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:33

This is the moment when a little girl turns into a corpse.

Siriusproblem 10

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:34

You're in quite a pinch OP. Ok, bad puns aside that sucks for you. I hope you feel better quickly, every man can testify how bad ball pain is.

Pindadio 7

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:37

I think you should rub scotch bonnets on her tampons...

Saikon1357 25

Tuesday 21 June 2016 0:18

Rub ghost peppers on everything that touches her skin

Noah Stpierre 7

Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:00

Or ghost pepper oil

Ayasha_fml 12

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:42

If it kills them completely, and instantly, not cruel. But if it wasn't a humane trap, probably Karma and to try and prevent more offspring from doing the same.

AbbytheMacaroni 9

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:51

I cringed hard and I don't even have balls.

Chloe555_fml 27

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:52

She's not wrong.

DeltaDragonxx 20

Sunday 19 June 2016 18:15

I can tell you that you would not be saying that if you knew the pain

jake_braves 25

Sunday 19 June 2016 19:33

Yeah 6, you'd be crying like crazy with that pain. Too bad you can't feel it.

epicgamer 18

Sunday 19 June 2016 22:20

go die in a hole ******* stupid ass bitch

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 19 June 2016 17:35

If one of those things manages to kill a mouse, put the corpse under her sheets.

loueasy 23

Sunday 19 June 2016 18:00

This is why little kids are "falling" into animal pens.

stretch101 14

Sunday 19 June 2016 18:03

Sorry that happened to you OP. Hope you have seen a doctor.

bornpatriot 11

Sunday 19 June 2016 19:29

Boy. My balls hurt just by the thought of it.. Your sister probably had little idea of how much it hurts. Be the bigger person and don't get back at her.