Anonymous
Here you go
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
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divorced
United States
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Jeri
United States
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
GlennGuagmire
Ras Tanura, Saudi Arabia
Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
Whatthehell
Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
you would
United States
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML
Anonymous
The whole kit and caboodle
Today, I asked my husband for a divorce. He said fine, as long as I got full custody of the kids. I did an actual double take; he didn’t want shared custody, he wanted me to take the kids, no arguments or negotiating, because he doesn’t want the kids anymore. FML
Anonymous
Anaheim, United States
My good boy
Today, my husband is divorcing me because I refused to sign off on the paperwork to break our kids’ trust funds or mortgage our house in order to pay for surgery for his 12 year-old dog. Yeah, it’s not like our kids need a future or a place to live or anything. FML
unmarried
Weston, Canada
Today, my fiancé received his divorce papers. Thanks to his procrastinating, his divorce is effective May 29th. We're supposed to get married on May 28th. FML
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mike3775 36
This is a “torn” post. Without knowing the full story from OP’s side, either she is a scummy parent considering he managed to get temporary custody of the kids through a court of law (which OP would have known about the case), or the soon to be ex has lied in order to hurt the OP. This is a messed up posting, sad to say
juggalo2 21
Happy Birthday!
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mike3775 36
This is a “torn” post. Without knowing the full story from OP’s side, either she is a scummy parent considering he managed to get temporary custody of the kids through a court of law (which OP would have known about the case), or the soon to be ex has lied in order to hurt the OP. This is a messed up posting, sad to say
juggalo2 21
Happy Birthday!