Miscellaneous: Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to...

By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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By juliet - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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By superman_not - 10/06/2009 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

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Sweny 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:17

Fyl,shit happens :P

YDIxLol 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:17

Ouch, that sucks... But it's a little funny. :)

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xjasmine 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 7:18

LMFAO

D4rkSh0gun 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 15:47

well it was realistic seeing as most women do poo during birth

iBabyBoo 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 23:40

Hahahahaaahahaha!.......Nicee XP That Made My Day(:

Wildcat67 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 23:46

Sounds like a shitty situation Yeah, that was lame. Ah well. I tried..

Wildcat67 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 23:49

Sounds like a shitty situation Yeah, that was lame. Ah well. I tried..

Wildcat67 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 23:58

Sounds like a shitty situation Yeah, that was lame. Ah well. I tried..

jhon316 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 1:03

thats was funny lol hahaha

Yaggi 0

Friday 16 October 2009 12:27

agh that must be embarassing.....

childofadelphia 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:19

Sexy. I'm sure everyone remembered that play haha

6Stringer 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:18

i was cracking up when i read this hahahahaha

RandomCommenter 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 6:12

...Well, at least that is realistic.

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