By yooitscallo - 22/08/2015 07:30 - United States - Pekin

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML
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yooitscallo 8
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Haha, ironically the next day my girlfriend asked me if we could get a puppy, I couldn't even explain to her as to why I nearly threw up. Lol

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SweetSociopathy 24
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So, subconsciously, you think your girlfriend is a bitch?

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Queen_bee1234 21
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Must have been a Ruff dream.

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DEATHLORD_fml 16
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Buy some puppies!

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TheGreastest 24
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Someone didn't read the FML.

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vampire623 6
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or they did abd they trying to be a smart @$$

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rnarshmallow 21
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I've been told dreams are fears or desires, I'm glad that isn't a desire for you..

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Pinkiss_fml 21
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Or maybe he wanted a puppy.

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pedopears 18
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Or maybe he thinks she is a bitch.. (The one that brings puppies to the world xP)

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Queen_bee1234 21
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Must have been a Ruff dream.

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kdgsmiley 23
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Can you imagine if she did that in real life? What a bitch...

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Liamj774 36
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The miracle of dog birth

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The_Big_Boss 20
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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AbtractAngela 17
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well, no, because he clearly said he's nauseous now.

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incoherentrmblr 21
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Interspecies erotica...

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alexanderavatar 24
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imagine him in inception

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musicnole 8
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If you get nauseous about that...I hope you don't get her pregnant!

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leogachi 15

@10 Watching her give birth to a human baby would probably be a lot less disturbing.

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Redoxx_fml 22
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It might happen if they do it soggy style

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Jowisee 29
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Shouldn't good sex always be soggy? ;)

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SweetSociopathy 24
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So, subconsciously, you think your girlfriend is a bitch?

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pjsr 32
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Which makes you a dirty dog daddy

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Mynamewontfi 40
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Did she also have as many tits as a dog?

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I_Like_Dogs 28
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Reminded me of that How I Met Your Mother episode with the back boobs.

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Vintage_Cola 29
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Yiffing does not come without consequences.

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