By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 19:30 - United States - Bellerose

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Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML
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My brother, I would like to offer my deepest sympathies to you and your balls in your time of immense pain. A king is nothing without his crown jewels.

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My brother, I would like to offer my deepest sympathies to you and your balls in your time of immense pain. A king is nothing without his crown jewels.

This is one of those stories that elicits physical discomfort.

what kind of retard waxes the bathroom of all floors

I’m not a guy, and this made my eyes water trying to even begin to imagine how much that had to hurt.

So mom is an idiot and your name is now split nuts and whatever you do keep cool down there sweating stings like a bitch😕

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