FML : Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my...

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Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 August 2018 19:30 / United States - Bellerose

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By BurnInDemonFire | 23

#7677987 - Friday 17 August 2018 2:15

My brother, I would like to offer my deepest sympathies to you and your balls in your time of immense pain. A king is nothing without his crown jewels.

By pjsr | 31

#7682706 - Sunday 26 August 2018 1:51

Ouch - that’s nuts man!

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By BurnInDemonFire | 23

#7677987 - Friday 17 August 2018 2:15

My brother, I would like to offer my deepest sympathies to you and your balls in your time of immense pain. A king is nothing without his crown jewels.

By pjsr | 31

#7682706 - Sunday 26 August 2018 1:51

Ouch - that’s nuts man!

By TheGreatPotato | 19

#7682727 - Sunday 26 August 2018 3:55

This is one of those stories that elicits physical discomfort.

By silentbabydeer | 7

#7682728 - Sunday 26 August 2018 4:01

Ohhhh this just made me cringe!!!!!!

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GIJoefan | 6

#7682744 - Sunday 26 August 2018 5:15

And cross your legs!

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Charlie Given | 18

#7682746 - Sunday 26 August 2018 5:18

and grab your crotch

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 13

#7682734 - Sunday 26 August 2018 4:41

what kind of retard waxes the bathroom of all floors

By sillymama | 21

#7682735 - Sunday 26 August 2018 4:44

I’m not a guy, and this made my eyes water trying to even begin to imagine how much that had to hurt.

By acmariner99 | 18

#7682743 - Sunday 26 August 2018 5:02

That’s nuts!

By Charlie Given | 18

#7682747 - Sunday 26 August 2018 5:22

So mom is an idiot and your name is now split nuts and whatever you do keep cool down there sweating stings like a bitch😕

By adcf04619 | 8

#7682754 - Sunday 26 August 2018 6:21

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

By real life problems | 26

#7682766 - Sunday 26 August 2018 7:52

At least you learned how to do the splits

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