Intimacy and Health: Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 19:30 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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Friday 17 August 2018 2:15

My brother, I would like to offer my deepest sympathies to you and your balls in your time of immense pain. A king is nothing without his crown jewels.

pjsr 32

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Sunday 26 August 2018 1:51

Ouch - that’s nuts man!

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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Friday 17 August 2018 2:15

My brother, I would like to offer my deepest sympathies to you and your balls in your time of immense pain. A king is nothing without his crown jewels.

pjsr 32

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Sunday 26 August 2018 1:51

Ouch - that’s nuts man!

TheGreatPotato 19

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Sunday 26 August 2018 3:55

This is one of those stories that elicits physical discomfort.

silentbabydeer 10

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Sunday 26 August 2018 4:01

Ohhhh this just made me cringe!!!!!!

GIJoefan 6

Sunday 26 August 2018 5:15

And cross your legs!

Charlie Given 25

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Sunday 26 August 2018 5:18

and grab your crotch

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

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Sunday 26 August 2018 4:41

what kind of retard waxes the bathroom of all floors

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Sunday 26 August 2018 4:44

I’m not a guy, and this made my eyes water trying to even begin to imagine how much that had to hurt.

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Sunday 26 August 2018 5:02

That’s nuts!

Charlie Given 25

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Sunday 26 August 2018 5:22

So mom is an idiot and your name is now split nuts and whatever you do keep cool down there sweating stings like a bitch😕

adcf04619 8

Sunday 26 August 2018 6:21

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

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Sunday 26 August 2018 7:52

At least you learned how to do the splits

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