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By ash - United States Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML I agree, your life sucks 41376 You deserved it 6982 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States - Virginia Beach Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML I agree, your life sucks 24606 You deserved it 2191 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By faded as shit - United States Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML I agree, your life sucks 40456 You deserved it 5329 196 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By college estudiata Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML I agree, your life sucks 23090 You deserved it 7361 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By strangebeans - United States Today, my parents informed that the man I am going to marry made the newspaper, on page twelve. He is listed as a fugitive and there is a warrant out for his arrest. FML I agree, your life sucks 29528 You deserved it 3612 110 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By giantsfan2010 - United States Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML I agree, your life sucks 18473 You deserved it 28535 212 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/3/2020 05:00 Slicey machine go thwack Today, I lost my job due to the coronavirus. I have no way to pay my bills and very few places are hiring just now. My boss tried to make me feel better by saying her husband was just laid off and they'll struggle as well. She has a £120k salary and just got a £30k bonus. Apparently, "we're in the same boat." FML I agree, your life sucks 2008 You deserved it 132 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fenny - United States Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML I agree, your life sucks 15353 You deserved it 74407 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nico711 Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2298 You deserved it 181 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fucking hell my eyes burn - Germany Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML I agree, your life sucks 51194 You deserved it 5959 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML I agree, your life sucks 22836 You deserved it 70353 432 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By amythest - United Kingdom Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML I agree, your life sucks 42670 You deserved it 3128 303 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By smeeagain - United States Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML I agree, your life sucks 29428 You deserved it 6346 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ryanissaur - Australia Today, being a music student, a professional orchestra performed a symphony that I wrote and dedicated to my girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be played. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML I agree, your life sucks 51361 You deserved it 2987 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML I agree, your life sucks 17935 You deserved it 54339 152 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my coworker came over to my desk and told me that I should protect my Twitter updates, because I had unknowingly made them public. My tweets include drinking stories, all the men I've hooked up with, various cuss words, sexual innuendos, and how much I hate my coworkers. FML I agree, your life sucks 8882 You deserved it 82892 159 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML I agree, your life sucks 55434 You deserved it 6843 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML I agree, your life sucks 46595 You deserved it 10245 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Project-Mayhem - United States Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML I agree, your life sucks 33375 You deserved it 5796 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By UnSupported - United States - North Kingstown Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML I agree, your life sucks 44921 You deserved it 3885 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Oliver Beck - 17/10/2020 08:03 Time just flies by Today, I found out the girl I like is in love with someone else. Five weeks ago, she told me she's never been in love. FML I agree, your life sucks 839 You deserved it 154 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML I agree, your life sucks 39546 You deserved it 2647 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pink_cupcakes - Australia Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML I agree, your life sucks 51756 You deserved it 4760 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By baconbxtch - United States - Orlando Today, I got rejected for a job because they claimed I faked my entire resume. Their excuse? I'm too pretty to be smart. FML I agree, your life sucks 53875 You deserved it 4698 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Elizabeth Ann Today, I was at work for almost two hours today before realizing I had marinara sauce on my face. My coworkers didn’t say anything because I’m really clumsy and they figured it was blood, and therefore not unusual. FML I agree, your life sucks 1701 You deserved it 280 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By YeahItsmecoolhuh - United Arab Emirates Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML I agree, your life sucks 34460 You deserved it 4960 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CARAPPY LUCK Today, the transmission on my brand new car went out. I bought it last month when the transmission on my old car went out. FML I agree, your life sucks 2731 You deserved it 260 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML I agree, your life sucks 52923 You deserved it 4402 48 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nikki - United States Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML I agree, your life sucks 35994 You deserved it 91039 302 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Banana_Lord - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML I agree, your life sucks 33712 You deserved it 3141 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By moosemay - Germany - Dittelbrunn Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 22126 You deserved it 1496 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By max5 - France - Casseneuil Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML I agree, your life sucks 31348 You deserved it 2813 222 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - London Today, I got roped into a volunteering thing at the last minute. I was waiting outside with all these kids who looked hungry. Feeling bad, I passed around crisps and cookies. Turns out we were at a convention to promote healthy eating in malnourished children. FML I agree, your life sucks 33507 You deserved it 6075 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Escape! - United States Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecologist exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML I agree, your life sucks 48421 You deserved it 4239 39 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By worker666 - United States Today, my coworker tried to convince my boss that I'm not human. Her examples of how I'm influenced by demons included how I don't wear a jacket in the winter, and that I once got a nosebleed from sneezing. My boss thinks she's hilarious and is playing along. FML I agree, your life sucks 43814 You deserved it 4230 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By shanna Unfair. Period. Today, after I missed my last 3 periods, my mom grounded me for "getting pregnant" and refuses to believe anything else. I'm 15 and never had sex in my life. FML I agree, your life sucks 4519 You deserved it 204 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By m2k - Canada Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML I agree, your life sucks 32378 You deserved it 7901 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wiseoldone - United States Today, I am going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out, I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML I agree, your life sucks 23946 You deserved it 8162 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 72131 You deserved it 2975 146 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By youmothERFUCKErs - United States Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML I agree, your life sucks 34051 You deserved it 2356 261 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Charlie Given | 23 #7682669 - Sunday 26 August 2018 0:06 Lol that dog looks so pissed off , he's thinking just wait till you go to sleep fucker I'm going to shit in your bed and piss your shoes 😈 Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By Charlie Given | 23 #7682669 - Sunday 26 August 2018 0:06 Lol that dog looks so pissed off , he's thinking just wait till you go to sleep fucker I'm going to shit in your bed and piss your shoes 😈 Send a private message 0 0 Reply
Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly... I agree, your life sucks 482 You deserved it 29 6 Comments
Today, my fiance told me that his father would need to check my hymen is intact to ensure I'm pure before we get married. This is a new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 1021 You deserved it 98 20 Comments