By szinna - 7/6/2009 19:14 - United States
  Today, in an effort to seduce my husband, I laid in bed caressing myself. He walked in, looked at me, and said, "Is the ground beef in the freezer still good?" When I answered yes, he turned and walked out of the room. FML
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By  lagoosie  |  0

What the hell is up with people trying to play hard to get or trying to seduce people? Fucking get off your ass, and tell him you want to be with him.

But, yeah FYL AND YDI. Stop playing with yourself, and go play with your husband.

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