By szinna - 07/06/2009 19:14 - United States

Today, in an effort to seduce my husband, I laid in bed caressing myself. He walked in, looked at me, and said, "Is the ground beef in the freezer still good?" When I answered yes, he turned and walked out of the room. FML
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Give me a call, I'll make you feel like a woman.

lagoosie 0

What the hell is up with people trying to play hard to get or trying to seduce people? Fucking get off your ass, and tell him you want to be with him. But, yeah FYL AND YDI. Stop playing with yourself, and go play with your husband.


1st comment sucks 4 u

blue16 0

that sucks

at least he still got some meat. I'm sorry :(

I think that's why it's an fml post...

Give me a call, I'll make you feel like a woman.

that's hilarious ! 

See, now what she should have said is 'No, but I am!'

LeedsFML 0

Your ladylips reminded him of beef curtain. FYL indeed

gdude756 0

You should have put that frozen steak in ur vagina, then he would have had sex with you

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Zoydude 0

that sounded bad

Wow you're so arrogant! I don't know what kind of men you've been with but a real man always puts his girl first.

Sometimes you just can't come between a hungry man and his food

wow someone is sexist.

k1ngj4m3z 0

damn that sucks..

Kimberlyy1107 0

OMG haha. I feel so bad for you