ProsserBabe11
United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
LY2
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
lovehim
United States
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
tryingnottocare
United Kingdom
Fancy seeing you here!
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
ShardsOfShame
United States
Dane Cook? Is that you?
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
fred
Control freak
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that you can't see a guy you've hooked up with "like a brother." It's not even the first girlfriend I've had to explain this to. Block him or I block you and leave. FML
Anonymous
What about me?
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Randy old bird
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Wenny
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Top comments
bbedlock_fml 7
He sounds lonely. You should set him up on his own dates, and then maybe he won't feel inclined to intrude on yours.
kiran_fml 5
How awkward
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Comments (82)
sensoon15 7
Find him a girlfriend. Or a friend. Be nice to him, he's just a little lonely and wants a friend.
merko 8
Three way?
laden_swallow09 35
Wincest? No.
merko 8
sorry that was really gross, but i had to say it.
Michael_92 20
No, you really didn't have to say it.
MrBrightside21 20
That was the worst comment in the history of ANY FML ever... Sorry, but I had to say it.
friisen_ 0
I Think it's sweet. He's probably not that old.
Kuuroneko17 2
Voyeuring, Incestuous, cuckold?
teague95 16
Big words there bud, I'm proud
bigtaytay 13
this is either sad, weird, or understandable. if he is a lot younger, it makes sense if he just wants to hang out with you. if he is around your age, its just kinda weird unless he is just really lonely. but if he is around your age or older, its understandable because i myself have a younger sister and i feel sorry for the first boy (and every single one after that) who knocks on our front door asking for her. so it makes sense for him to be protective
Crazberry 5
My older sister used to bring me out with them (she and her now-husband) sometimes. Just to movies and stuff like that but there wasn't any harm in it because they had been dating for like a year anyway (not to mention I never asked to tag along)... I tried to be nice to my little sister in the same way when my first bf and I were dating but that didn't go over well since there's a smaller age gap between us...
TheGothGamerGirl 20
That's not weird at all no matter what age. If he got along well with you and your bf I say you should let him hang out with you but if he's younger try keeping it PG. My bf and myself always hangs out with his older brothers and we get along great.
atishe24 9
You should've specified how old you brother is.
cthighlander 3
In some cultures it's still practiced this way. It's called chaperones.