Polly wants it

By Kelly - 23/07/2020 02:01

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Today, at work, I booked a vet appointment for an African Gray to get a birth control implant. I didn’t even know that was a thing and I definitely never thought that a parrot would have a more active sex life than me. FML
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animals are much less picky than humans, you're comparing apples and oranges dont get too down.

Its a personal rule for me to never fuck a fugly parrot.

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She's probably a better conversationalist than you.

animals are much less picky than humans, you're comparing apples and oranges dont get too down.

Male parrots don't care if female parrots are fugly, but male humans do.

Its a personal rule for me to never fuck a fugly parrot.

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

really hoping this is only because the owner has trained the bird in free flight, and does so with other greys.