Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Fancy seeing you here!
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Dane Cook? Is that you?
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
Control freak
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that you can't see a guy you've hooked up with "like a brother." It's not even the first girlfriend I've had to explain this to. Block him or I block you and leave. FML
What about me?
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Randy old bird
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Top comments
bbedlock_fml 7
He sounds lonely. You should set him up on his own dates, and then maybe he won't feel inclined to intrude on yours.
kiran_fml 5
How awkward
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Comments (82)
Trisha_aus 15
How old is he? Maybe you should try to spend some time with him.. He's probably lonely...time for bro-sis bonding
baileylaidlaw 6
I think it's a dude..
bizarre_ftw 22
Well I'm sorry you think that, given the FML states little brother and the op's gender sign shows she's a female you apparently think incorrectly
TheElderTROLLZ 15
That would be... creepy.
cookeemonster 7
To a few people who are saying its creepy that's he wants to come on dates, OP means he just wants to tag along to what they are doing and wants to spend time with them. As in if they go to a movie he Just wants to come along for the Company. So it's not creepy.
BrysGirl27 14
Who's Judy???? D: never mind you fixed it:)
cookeemonster 7
Hang on.... Ignore this comment actually
HooHooHa 6
He's just being protective :) ....or he could just be lonely
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Or wants to see up-close-and-persona, first-hand ****.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
*Personal
laevatin 2
Eww, that's just disturbing....
False_Stupidity 42
Ha!, Boyfriend is **** blocked by little brother...
BeBeast2323 1
I think it's sweet. I still wouldn't let my brother but still. He wants to spend time w/ you or he's protective of you.
kzxvazure 0
aw poor him
AugustBurnsToast 14
It would involve toys he wouldn't wanna play with lol
MrGroovy28 7
With that hairdo and smile- those are toys you want to play with
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
Are you a moron?
KickItHigh 32
*facepalm*