ProsserBabe11
United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
LY2
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
lovehim
United States
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
tryingnottocare
United Kingdom
Fancy seeing you here!
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
ShardsOfShame
United States
Dane Cook? Is that you?
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
fred
Control freak
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that you can't see a guy you've hooked up with "like a brother." It's not even the first girlfriend I've had to explain this to. Block him or I block you and leave. FML
Anonymous
What about me?
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Randy old bird
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Wenny
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Top comments
bbedlock_fml 7
He sounds lonely. You should set him up on his own dates, and then maybe he won't feel inclined to intrude on yours.
kiran_fml 5
How awkward
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Comments (82)
Remzy27 0
Hangover much?
lemonademixer 7
He sounds lonely get him a girlfriend. Not that it is easy
Roikin 6
This looks like a job for a girl friend.
fuggotmuggot 14
Well what did you say?
harmony16143 10
My little cousin is 7 and he's always wanting to go out with my boyfriend and I. So, we sit aside a night every week or two to be a 'date night' for us three. Even if we just take him to McDonalds is enough and makes him happy ?