Miscellaneous: Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates...

By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

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Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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By lovehim - 25/01/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

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By tryingnottocare - 06/08/2009 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 17:04 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML

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Dane Cook? Is that you?

By ShardsOfShame - 26/08/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML

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Control freak

By fred - 12/09/2023 07:30

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that you can't see a guy you've hooked up with "like a brother." It's not even the first girlfriend I've had to explain this to. Block him or I block you and leave. FML

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What about me?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 14:00

Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 15:00 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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Sunday 15 April 2012 8:31

He sounds lonely. You should set him up on his own dates, and then maybe he won't feel inclined to intrude on yours.

kiran_fml 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 8:29

How awkward

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bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:43

How old is he?

staychill 16

Monday 16 April 2012 4:01

Reminds me of khloe kardashian/lamar odom with khloe's brother Rob.

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 16 April 2012 5:24

Only because the rules say three's company right?

insanenightowl 0

Monday 16 April 2012 5:46

that's like my situation

jesss_09x 0

Monday 16 April 2012 5:48

This isn't really an FML... it's cute

lemonsquid 6

Monday 16 April 2012 7:19

Hehe that's weird :3 I do that to my sister too.

angelamhill 7

Monday 16 April 2012 7:54

Maybe he's just lonely.

jessyymaree 0

Monday 16 April 2012 15:41

Family bonding!!

Cookie629 0

Monday 16 April 2012 23:31

just looking out for u

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:20

Accuse him of using your dates as fuel for his fapping fantasies...That oughta keep him away...Hopefully...

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