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By nycol - 17/02/2012 14:13 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

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sugarandspice33 0

Friday 17 February 2012 18:50

"Welcome to our 'ool' there's no 'p' in it, lets try to keep it that way!"

jonriise18 3

Friday 17 February 2012 18:49

Why isn't it!?

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jbr88 0

Friday 17 February 2012 21:04

Why?

cash_monkey72 9

Friday 17 February 2012 21:06

Why not?

milenajinger 0

Friday 17 February 2012 21:12

And how old are you ???

Clavey 6

Friday 17 February 2012 21:13

As long as you keep it to yourself it's fine!

docscientist 9

Friday 17 February 2012 21:26

Why is it bad, other than being a very mild social stigma?

docscientist 9

Friday 17 February 2012 23:28

Hopefully the those that downvoted me didn't catch that I'm being rhetorical and not because they don't understand the insignificance of urinating in a large, chlorinated pool.

rubberduckie94 13

Friday 17 February 2012 21:36

Are you the wife of the guy that left him for the pool boy?

rosha267 21

Friday 17 February 2012 21:37

Don't lie, it's totally fine

xxhailstorm18759 7

Friday 17 February 2012 21:55

Wooow

tommyfox 19

Friday 17 February 2012 21:58

But it is ok...

cobanjo 2

Friday 17 February 2012 21:59

Why isn't it....???

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