nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
heyyoitsapotato
United States
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
lizann
Scottsdale, United States
Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
kaitlyna15
Bellevue, United States
Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
Anonymous
Salem, United States
Bad moon rising
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Anonymous
Greece
Leave them alone
Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
"Welcome to our 'ool' there's no 'p' in it, lets try to keep it that way!"
jonriise18 3
Why isn't it!?
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Comments (246)
EpicSquishii 21
Stalkers.... pee in pools? Riiiiiight.
emILYissoocool 0
We dont swim in your toliet so please dont pee in our pool
themillerdevin 0
It's perfectly fine to urinate in a pool. Urine is sterile. Why do people get so grossed out when some mentions the oh so unacceptable word "urine"? Im not a urine freak, I'm just saying
xxCandyKissxx 1
Aw well maybe he's just a late bloomer :D look on the bright side of things, at least he can pee :P
Lumbeeman86 6
Explain it to me too.
nic7973 23
we are men, the world is our toilet! girls are just mad at us because they have to squat first!
kaykayluhhh 0
Well actually the chlorine kills the pee lol so why not I did polo and swimming we would be in the pool for hours and nobody would get out...
AgaveLoco 5
Your BF is a pig
jellyD 1
Before anyone can comment, OP needs to explain and confess more info! Who moderated and allowed this tripe!?!?!?
hahaleym 0
I dont wanna live on this planet anymore