Today, after many comments over years about her needing to lose weight, I had to tell the woman I love, the woman I married, that she had gotten so overweight that the sight of her naked made me want to puke. Apparently her goal was to get so fat I'd stop asking for sex. I'm her third divorce. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, my wife filed for divorce because I gained 170lbs due to an accident that paralyzed me in one part of my body, rendering me unable to work out regularly. According to her, I deserve to be “desired” and “there’s nothing there anymore.” Nice to know the past 12 years were nothing but a lie. FML
Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML
Today, my wife informed me that she hates having sex with me, and only married me because I was dark, trim, and handsome, but now I'm just gray, fat, and soon to be single. FML
Today, my wife tried to forbid me from going to the gym anymore because in public she looks fat stood next to me and it’s embarrassing. She picked me up from the gym yesterday and saw all the “thin gym sluts” I prefer to spend my time with instead of her. God, I’m sick of her lazy jealous BS. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward for each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML
Today, I find out why my long term boyfriend hasn't been interested in sex for the last three months. It’s because I’m "fat." While I could probably lose a few, I'm not obese and I'm the one who's encouraging healthy eating and exercise in our house. FML
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SAgirl 23
She admitted to doing it on purpose to avoid intercourse. She is going to die of a heart attack before the divorce is finalized. If she is not with him because she loves him then she should never have said yes in the first place. Women can be shallowed too.
SAgirl 23
Well her plan worked, hope you made her sign a prenup. Sounds like this was part of her plan all along.
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copalolita 17
You should have married a realistic sex robot. Those never gain weight. Since apparently you think of women as objects to appease your pathetic lust. Sicko. YDI
SAgirl 23
She admitted to doing it on purpose to avoid intercourse. She is going to die of a heart attack before the divorce is finalized. If she is not with him because she loves him then she should never have said yes in the first place. Women can be shallowed too.
copalolita 17
No one owes anyone sexual intercourse. Im pretty sure she loved him, but got tired of him using her as his personal pocket pussy. If he got into a marriage with the expectation that her pussy is gonna be at his beck and call, then he barked up the wrong tree. Not her fault.
dreams2383 20
I'm sorry but the wife is an aweful person to purposely get herself that big. you sound like the sick thinking a man is gross for wanting a partner their attracted to. I bet your fat lol.
copalolita 17
I’m not but thanks for asking 😘 And you can be attracted to someone without treating them like an object. You should try it sometime.
SAgirl 23
Well her plan worked, hope you made her sign a prenup. Sounds like this was part of her plan all along.