Love: Today, I went on my first date in a year with a guy I met just... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/08/2017 22:45 - Romania

Today, I went on my first date in a year with a guy I met just a couple hours ago. I went back to my hotel to get better dressed and met him at the bar. I brought my purse, he brought his girlfriend. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Thursday 17 August 2017 22:58

Was the girlfriend even okay with this to begin with?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 17 August 2017 22:02

Good thing you brought your purse — now you can buy enough drinks to have a threesome.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 17 August 2017 22:02

Good thing you brought your purse — now you can buy enough drinks to have a threesome.

Death69 24

Thursday 17 August 2017 22:12

So you lost a couple of hours here. Better to have found out quick. Than find out later, when you cared for this dude. Chin up OP, the right one is out there.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 17 August 2017 22:58

Was the girlfriend even okay with this to begin with?

thatslifeiguess7 16

Thursday 17 August 2017 23:59

I want to know what the girlfriend thought. Was he busted?

davecross 11

Friday 18 August 2017 0:51

I would have told his girlfriend what he did. Hopefully she found out and she dumped him.

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