Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
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Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Today, I got a new cat. It was fine for a couple of hours until it gave birth in my kitchen. The seller claims to have no idea that it was pregnant. Now I have to take care of 7 cats instead of 2. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
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MrConcise 35
If only it was your neighbor's cat instead, you could've multiplied your rates with each kitten that popped out.
LittleBells 17
Give her the first kitten that came out and see how she reacts
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Comments (47)
iswearimhuman 12
At least "The Talk" will be easier when she's older.
qdawg06 23
That is pretty horrific though.
juststephhere 23
That would be terrifying! But three year olds tend to forget, so I wouldn't worry too much
DjeePee 25
Am I the only one that finds it a little bit sad that watching someone giving birth has become terrifying - especially if it's just an animal? Not that the past generations would have loved that experience so much, but at least they knew about all that natural stuff that's nowadays terrifying enough to give children trauma's...
Saone_fml 27
Curious that your cat trusted a 3 year old enough to give birth in front of her (usually they seek safe hiding places like behind a couch, or places they feel safe and trusting... like your pillow while you're sleeping). The kid will get over it.
juturnaamo 29
I'm surprised how gentle and naturally nurturing some toddlers are. My friend's daughter will just carry my puppy around for hours.
somewizdom 15
The cat's probably equally traumatized. As if giving birth isn't agonizing enough, it had to go through it while hearing high pitched crying.
justthinkalittle 8
Yes let's worry about the cat. Way to shift the priorities. Lol
MzZombicidal 36
#45, the kid saw some shit she'll probably forget. The cat just pushed tiny kittens from its ******. I'd be worried about her too. Lol.
clemscott 10
Great thanks for not neutering your cat.
slyde32 12
thanks for being a twit and judging on assumptions, is op a breeder? we don't know if she is or not, would be silly to de sex a cat if you were breeding them
Ichiya 29
Plus just because you believe all pets should be neutered doesn't mean everyone does.
PennyLane27 32
How can you think about removing her testicles at a time like this- she just gave birth for christ sake! *facepalm*
RiseAboveSociety 3
#64 since when do females, of any species, have testicles
PennyLane27 32
82- That was the point. A jab at 19s comment. (sarcasm) Since you know, a female cat would have a real set of low hangers that would require being neutered.... (/sarcasm)
brendejafulable 41
That's cute.
ermahgerd1236 6
Oh my god, but hey frikin kittens
violetsweety 26
I do not think a three year old will forget or be fine after watching kittens come out of bleeding and dilated ******.
may14th 26
I don't think most people would... my dad is an OBGYN you don't even wanna know the things I've seen