Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
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Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Today, I got a new cat. It was fine for a couple of hours until it gave birth in my kitchen. The seller claims to have no idea that it was pregnant. Now I have to take care of 7 cats instead of 2. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
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MrConcise 35
If only it was your neighbor's cat instead, you could've multiplied your rates with each kitten that popped out.
LittleBells 17
Give her the first kitten that came out and see how she reacts
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Comments (47)
HiddenTigres 14
I grew up on a hobby farm & saw everything from chick hatching, to goats breeding! I can remember as a toddler helping with my first calving & the calf was a still born! I cried for hours thinking the Momma Cow was also going to die! My Mom just explained something's about life & how the calf was in animal heaven! I'm now a veterinarian technician & love my job! Just explain that Momma cat is all right & that she just saw a baby cat/kitten being born! She may be 3, but its better to educate than it is to distract! She'll be excited once the kittens are dry and squirming around! Just don't touch them for a few days/weeks! Because you want the Momma cat to look after them & some cats refuse to raise there kittens if they smell like human!
DeathBunny8 9
27 - For any non medical persons or someone not related or not consented by the patient to be witnessing anything with a patient seriously breaks patient confidently laws.
Isa_fml 20
She'll be fine. Probably as soon as the kittens are cleaned up and look all sweet and fluffy. :)
vanessa_tranz 15
How long were you gone from the room?
ShenaniganNinja 20
The kid will get over it and then love it when he sees the result in the form of new kittens. Everything is a new experience to a 3 year old, and so they are confused. Explain what happened and they will probably marvel in amazement.
millsjoshua949 12
Cats, like people, go into labor before giving birth. Why would you leave a small child with a cat getting ready to give birth? Unless you're blind you had to have noticed she was in labor. ydi