FML : Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his...

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Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML

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By sirengamer - / Wednesday 14 June 2017 20:00 / United States

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7470436 - Thursday 15 June 2017 03:20

Was it the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

By sunshine1421 | 12

#7470426 - Thursday 15 June 2017 02:19

high five for hand sanitizer and bleach

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By sunshine1421 | 12

#7470426 - Thursday 15 June 2017 02:19

high five for hand sanitizer and bleach

By Glowworm56 | 19

#7470432 - Thursday 15 June 2017 03:12

So tell me the tooth, was it worth anything?

By RichardPencil | 22

#7470436 - Thursday 15 June 2017 03:20

Was it the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

By arabian22 | 25

#7470591 - Thursday 15 June 2017 01:02

So did you casually have your hand held out while he was digging around in his mouth...?

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