By Ugly_Broke_Medussssssa - 16/08/2018 01:30

Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 750
You deserved it 197

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The lengths some people go to just to be a dick is unreal sometimes.

For those that know me... I am quite the asshole. But even I think this is a bit much. Wow.

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For those that know me... I am quite the asshole. But even I think this is a bit much. Wow.

The lengths some people go to just to be a dick is unreal sometimes.

In luxury retail, your looks matter a lot more than in most other fields. Take it as constructive criticism, if not reconstructive.

Was it for a breast reduction?

No, penis enlargement.

I got this. You're beautiful just the way you are. Your kindness and compassion have no equal, and your brings light to even the darkest soul. You are a warrior, and there is no better you than who you are now. Also, I can't help singing your username to the tune of "Funky Cold Medina", and I really hope I'm not alone in this.

Had something similar happen to me, except my mom was the customer and I was 12 years old. Receptionist at a doctor’s office.

Don't take it personal. Plastic surgeons think they can fix everyone.