Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML
Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML
Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
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Top comments
xluciferx666 21
Nope you gotta replace their teet with diamonds so they can chew anything
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I sense a funny back story...
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Comments (33)
jjmack34 15
Were you making a grille for them?
chronicB 19
give them a toothy grin
chronicB 19
but really that sucks
beararm 11
you guys take teeth for store credit at ur store too?
worldclassrager 41
What was their response?
lexos 16
I wanna hear the story behind this
JustShootMeFML 32
Well I know jewelry stores can charge an "arm and a leg," but I've never heard them charging a canine and a molar.
NotGabe 28
Did they try to cut their teeth on wedding rings?
sturschaedel 27
When my grandpa got his third teeth he put all of his teeth that had gold fillings in a small jar for "bad times" (he was a WWII survivor, so in that context it isn't half as insane as it sounds). When he died, my mum took the teeth to a jewelry store that bought them to extract the gold and use it for making jewelry. So, maybe your fancy wedding ring contains a bit of my grandpa's molars. You're welcome. I think something similar was probably going on in OPs store.
Sandman2015 12
Okay we gotta know OP, what the shit?