Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML
Today, I had my anus probed twice by two different doctors. I was diagnosed with hemorrhoids. I'm a 22 year old guy and have to schedule a colonoscopy for next week. I guess there's a first time for everything. FML
Today, I got my period. I was going to have my first threesome tomorrow. FML
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML
Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML
Today, I'm in the hospital getting prepped for a colonoscopy. Accidents happen, but the worst was right after the janitor finished cleaning the aftermath of the LAST accident. FML
Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Don't think you really had a chance with the hot doctor -- to him, you're just another asshole.
speshlk37 13
It's the perfect storm...
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Comments (149)
friedbunnies 9
Oh this is bad. Very bad.
drakej 0
Lol acaprice14
lolz0701 4
Um females don't usually get colonoscopies
whogivesafuck88 10
Yea. Yes they do. Everyone has a colon. You are probably thinking of a prostate exam
BinaBina_XD 7
What world do you live in? Haha. I'm a girl and I had a colonoscopy last year when I was 16. And the girl in the recovery bed next to me also had a colonoscopy.(:
kaycee1996 5
Anyone with a bowel gets a colonoscopy, just coz it ain't pretty doesn't mean girls don't get them....
FMLoverAgain 7
Truth of the matter is: some doctors like buttsex and bloody *******!
bchelle11 0
Well that was ignorant and...vulgar.
br0ccoli 15
How to make the situation less awkward: 1. Tampon 2. Scented lotion 3. Cute adorable smile He's used to his job and as a doctor, he definitely did a rotation in gynecology so he knows women have periods. Just plug it up and smell as good as you possibly can :D
skyeyez9 25
As long as you wore a tampon, I don't see the issue. You could have cut the string shorter so It wasn't hanging out.
cguinn17 9
I think the issue here was that her period started during the procedure. You can't exactly pop a tampon in while there's nth feet of hose up your ass ^^;
shocked7 3
You do know that they postpone the appointment if you are in your period right?
Arrawyn 12
I feel for you OP
citymayer 7
I'm sorry dear.
Primmly 11
I would reschedule. Getting anything done during your time of the month sucks, and I'm sure it would make everyone's lives easier XD