FML's Showdown #11 By Louis - 31/05/2017 17:25 Another chance for you to pick your winner of the week. So, who does it for you? I agree, your life sucks 469 You deserved it 133 Share Tweet Share
Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 581 You deserved it 9 960
Today, I told a friend I had become more religious lately. He immediately started mocking me for being a "stupid creationist bigot." When I told him how offensive that was, he acted bewildered and started condescendingly lecturing me about how "science has proven God does not exist." FML I agree, your life sucks 919 You deserved it 838
Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 073 You deserved it 7 912
Today, I was in science class studying dead insects for biology. After packing away the jars, I noticed a red-back spider on the bench. Thinking it was missing from a jar, I picked it up. It wasn't missing. It was alive. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 326 You deserved it 5 349
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 632 You deserved it 4 263
Today, while working as a hostess in a restaurant, an old lady complained to the manager that I was on heroin because she could see all the track marks on my arms. I was actually fighting a staph infection and the "track marks" were where my IV had been placed. My manager told me to cover it up. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 308 You deserved it 1 580
Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 642 You deserved it 3 577
Today, my mother bitched me out for not finishing my laundry. I'm a 37-year-old mother of three. She rents my basement suite. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 959 You deserved it 2 670
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