FML's Showdown #11 By Louis - 31/05/2017 17:25 Another chance for you to pick your winner of the week. So, who does it for you? I agree, your life sucks 467 You deserved it 132 Share Tweet Share
Today, even though I told him not to, my husband tried the old “pull a shotgun on your daughter’s date” thing. It turns out the kid’s mom is a lawyer and his uncle is a cop. Now my husband is under investigation for a hate crime, because the kid is a different race than us. FML I agree, your life sucks 494 You deserved it 291
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML I agree, your life sucks 257 963 You deserved it 17 738
Today, I found out my co-workers don't actually like me when they changed the hangout spot after accidentally inviting me. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 032 You deserved it 3 840
Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism." FML I agree, your life sucks 35 888 You deserved it 2 737
Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML I agree, your life sucks 67 686 You deserved it 4 695
Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blowjob. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 960 You deserved it 6 357
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 352 You deserved it 1 288
Today, my boss asked me to work over the entire weekend. That would be fine if I didn't already work a 60 hour week. He also said the extra hours on the weekend wouldn't be paid. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 728 You deserved it 2 116
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