mysidesaresplitting
Oxford, United States
Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
vetstudentdream
Bellbowrie, Australia
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cow take a large, flatulent shit with my arm still elbow-deep inside their rectum. FML
rachlette
Seattle, United States
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Lara
Bremen, Germany
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
fulloshit
United States
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Atletic
Syracuse, United States
Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML
Anonymous
Fort Collins, United States
Estoy Poopin
Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML
092492
United States
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
SeatofIgnorance
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
HELP!
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
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ravenevercross 19
Damn. That sounds painful.
perdix 31
Why were you using broken ribs? Did you run out of toilet paper?
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MillerBeerTime 5
Broke my ribs down in Talladega and I can tell you this: any normal human function hurts. Pooping, wiping, sneezing, coughing, laying in bed. Not a fun experience, hang in there and take your meds.
Black_Rose6 10
You wouldn't happen to be my cousins dad OP ? My cousin just told me his dad got a few ribs broken because someone was trying to steal a trailer at his shop. Anyways though, I hope you feel better!
UndeadDenstra 4
Dang sorry, I hope you get better soon.
barrybm 3
And It won't be the last time you go through this. Ouch.
msjoyfull84 0
Sneezing is worse.....
btx2 9
I see you are from Michigan. Just blaze up a fatty and drink some miralax. Smooth sailin bud
bugmenotmofo 34
Look, be happy that you weren't constipated.
bee182 5
I know how you feel I just had major back surgery and even hiccuping hurts like shit!!! It sucks but it get better....eventually
konstantinos616 17
Now try hurling with broken ribs and ******** at the same time.
Leftoverjello 6
Try having the flu with broken ribs.