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I really need to stop eating and reading this site at the same time

Why the fuck were you fisting a cow?

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Why the fuck were you fisting a cow?

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Pregnancy testing

it's the ideal way to check for various things

Haven't you ever read All Creatures Great and Small by James Herriot?

I really need to stop eating and reading this site at the same time

Do you realize you inadvertently have "cow" in your username? Or was that on purpose, you clever little minx?

It wasn't on purpose :')

My thought as I took another sip of rum

Rectum? I damn near killed um. seriously, I assume you're a large animal vet. was it rectum or vagina (artificial insemination). next time, get a summer intern to do that.

It clearly says "rectum" in the FML...

Considering OP's username of vetstudent, I'd say they're a vet student learning how to do an exam. So either they're in a class or they are the intern.

What were expecting to find reaching into a cow's asshole? A bunch of flowers with a card?

Please tell me you were at least wearing a glove that goes to your elbow

It's goes to your armpit, don't ask how I know. http://www.breederschoiceonline.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2_20&products_id=188&zenid=7f1cc26363d7457394fe4bc3f1f7a9cb

It's goes to your armpit, don't ask how I know. http://www.breederschoiceonline.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2_20&products_id=188&zenid=7f1cc26363d7457394fe4bc3f1f7a9cb

It's goes to your armpit, don't ask how I know. http://www.breederschoiceonline.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2_20&products_id=188&zenid=7f1cc26363d7457394fe4bc3f1f7a9cb

It's normal. I'd likely fart too if someone had their fist up my better end.

Why was your arm in a cow's rectum?!

They're a vet student, it's how you pregnancy check a cow

Ah, learning the good old pregnancy-check, huh? Don't worry, you'll get so used to it that you won't even think before shoving your arm into a cow's butthole. And eventually, cow shit becomes different from any other shit by being less gag-inducing. Just make sure any clothing you wear gets washed with oxy-clean right away. It's totally gets rid of the smell. My dad worked on a dairy farm through all of my teen years, and I was responsible for his laundry.

ydi for having your arm in a cows ass.