mysidesaresplitting
Oxford, United States
Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
vetstudentdream
Bellbowrie, Australia
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cow take a large, flatulent shit with my arm still elbow-deep inside their rectum. FML
rachlette
Seattle, United States
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Lara
Bremen, Germany
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
fulloshit
United States
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Atletic
Syracuse, United States
Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML
Anonymous
Fort Collins, United States
Estoy Poopin
Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML
092492
United States
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
SeatofIgnorance
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
HELP!
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
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ravenevercross 19
Damn. That sounds painful.
perdix 31
Why were you using broken ribs? Did you run out of toilet paper?
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Comments (84)
tbooty2140 4
How about getting bear hugged with three broken ribs
crazytwinsmom 25
Panda bear hugged.
crazytwinsmom 25
On a side note, I'm curious as to how OP broke 3 ribs.
lilhellian 27
19 Bear hugged him...
s15c 9
Very carefully...
mikeymayhem_87 15
Try a stool softener as mentioned before. Just don't take one that'll give explosive diarrhea.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol probably like hell. Aww noor you crack me up lol
Dcm210 19
I hope your ribs heal soon.
astralvagan 20
Have you ever tried sneezing with broken ribs? I imagine popping is worse.
muldrowe 6
Not as bad as getting hit by a car with broken ribs.
olpally 33
Good lord. Get well soon op!
shadokis 15
Crazytwinsmom is right. Use a softener like Mirimax or Metimucil. They taste horrible, but it'll feel better than squeezing out bricks. DO NOT use Ex-Lax or harsh laxitives or any greasy, oily foods....then you'll be squeezing those ribs to stop the ass-fountain. Speaking from experience of 7 broken ribs here. My heart goes out to you, OP!
your_ma 27
Eh, man up OP. I've had three broken ribs before it hurts but it's not that bad lol.