mysidesaresplitting
Oxford, United States
Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
vetstudentdream
Bellbowrie, Australia
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cow take a large, flatulent shit with my arm still elbow-deep inside their rectum. FML
rachlette
Seattle, United States
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Lara
Bremen, Germany
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
fulloshit
United States
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Atletic
Syracuse, United States
Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML
Anonymous
Fort Collins, United States
Estoy Poopin
Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML
092492
United States
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
SeatofIgnorance
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
HELP!
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
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ravenevercross 19
Damn. That sounds painful.
perdix 31
Why were you using broken ribs? Did you run out of toilet paper?
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Sputnikspak 13
Get some Restoralax and take that every morning. Seriously. I've had to deal with surgery and morphine for the past year and neither of those things are helpful when it comes to your bowels. You don't get dependent on it - it isn't a laxative, really, it just pulls extra moisture into your bowels so you don't have to strain. And get some good painkillers. If you're feeling pain, that is not good!
dogger2001 6
damn, shittin is painful enough the way it is, I can't even imagine what YOUR going thru... besides toilet paper
deaddonkey 15
That sounds bad. How did you break your ribs in the first place.
Darkme 1
ahhahah ouch
Chrissy1988 5
I know thee feeling it sucks big time and hurts like hell
MintBerryCrunch1 1
Before I vote, how exactly did you break your ribs. If it was a freak accident then totally FYL. However if it's the result of testing a homemade jet pack.. Well that's different
Sly_Assassin 11
I don't ever want to feel it but how did they break?
Sly_Assassin 11
I would pass out from the pain that would cause
GamerMom392 19
Bless your heart! I can sort of relate. During the recent birth of my daughter, I had to have an episiotomy...using the bathroom hurt so much...
CatPasswd 9
try it with 5 broken ribs, a collapsed lung, broken neck, shattered femur, and hauling around a metal tree of medical gear.