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Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML

By mysidesaresplitting / Friday 14 December 2012 06:44 / United States - Oxford
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  codyjohn17  |  5

That's a shitty situation.

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It is excruciatingly painful. I know because when I was ten I fractured three ribs three times. It is the worst pain you could feel, and you have to deal with traumatic arthritis for the rest of your life. I hope you feel better OP.

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It is excruciatingly painful. I know because when I was ten I fractured three ribs three times. It is the worst pain you could feel, and you have to deal with traumatic arthritis for the rest of your life. I hope you feel better OP.

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45 - You need a permit to hunt Shitty Situationites here. A license will cost you 35$ upfront and 5$ per kill. It doesn't include First-ivores, however, as the mods always have priority over their hunting grounds.

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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

To every one who suggested stool softeners or laxatives: it doesn't make a difference. I feel sorry for when OP finally sneezes. When I broke 4 ribs, my first sneeze made me cry like a little girl, who was 5 years old, that just feel off her bike. Coughing hurts just as badly. I hope you recover quickly, OP, because the healing process takes a while and and I know you're not in a cast. Best of luck on a quick recovery!

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Dumbasses!! GTFO, 31...

By  pradip  |  25

If it makes u feel good, it's better than having hiccups with broken ribs.

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  ryry013  |  6

He felt bad because it hurt. Telling him that won't make his memories hurt less. It will only make his future more scary.... poops and hiccups.

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  pradip  |  25

Actually i was referring to a FML which was: Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML 14-that's encouraging till yesterday, there were just thumb downs and today you are considering ratio!

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  MURIKKA  |  11

5- For some reason, whenever I see your profile picture, and then see all of the thumbs down, I laugh uncontrollably. Your comments just seem so much funnier and I'm not sure why.

By  A_Hernandez90  |  2

Ben Roethlesgerger? haha

By  loserman67  |  34

My advice to you, lay off the fiber for awhile, eat lots of greasy foods and turn those turds into soup. I think that a good case of the soupy shits is better than trying to push out Lincoln logs. Good Luck!

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  Brandi_Faith  |  33

Just a question, but isn't fibre supposed to help you go easier and softer? You know, like bran fibre? I'm pretty sure it is. That's why some doctors give you a list of high fibre foods to keep in your diet after a colonoscopy. We may need Doc's opinion here...

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