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That sucks.. But Wait until You have one those sudden Sneezes, You will see flashbacks of everything that's sad in this world. I feel your Pain OP

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It is excruciatingly painful. I know because when I was ten I fractured three ribs three times. It is the worst pain you could feel, and you have to deal with traumatic arthritis for the rest of your life. I hope you feel better OP.

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It is excruciatingly painful. I know because when I was ten I fractured three ribs three times. It is the worst pain you could feel, and you have to deal with traumatic arthritis for the rest of your life. I hope you feel better OP.

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45 - You need a permit to hunt Shitty Situationites here. A license will cost you 35$ upfront and 5$ per kill. It doesn't include First-ivores, however, as the mods always have priority over their hunting grounds.

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Hey hey! I'm the assassin and only I give out the permits.. >.> They have to join my assassin guild to get one.. >.>

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I know exactly how ya feel. It is even worse with herniated discs and pinched nerve. But sorry to hear ya have that problem mend fast and well

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To every one who suggested stool softeners or laxatives: it doesn't make a difference. I feel sorry for when OP finally sneezes. When I broke 4 ribs, my first sneeze made me cry like a little girl, who was 5 years old, that just feel off her bike. Coughing hurts just as badly. I hope you recover quickly, OP, because the healing process takes a while and and I know you're not in a cast. Best of luck on a quick recovery!

Don't sneeze. Just some friendly advice. If you feel one coming on, plug your nose, inhale through your mouth, and hold your breath till it passes.

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Or couldn't you place a pillow around the area or is that only for abdominal surgery? Or maybe he could ask for a stool softener?

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54- It's longer, but I've noticed, "Quick! What color is a white horse?!" Works all the time. Sad to say pineapples didn't on my friend.

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Or take your finger and press on your upper lip right below your nose, there is a nerve there that will stop the sneeze.

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He felt bad because it hurt. Telling him that won't make his memories hurt less. It will only make his future more scary.... poops and hiccups.

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5- For some reason, whenever I see your profile picture, and then see all of the thumbs down, I laugh uncontrollably. Your comments just seem so much funnier and I'm not sure why.

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Well Op in that situation it would be best not to push. Just let it go as long as it takes, slow and steady wins the race here.

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18, it could not have been anymore clear that they were using a clever play of words to be humorous...some people are just so damned dense.

My advice to you, lay off the fiber for awhile, eat lots of greasy foods and turn those turds into soup. I think that a good case of the soupy shits is better than trying to push out Lincoln logs. Good Luck!

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Just a question, but isn't fibre supposed to help you go easier and softer? You know, like bran fibre? I'm pretty sure it is. That's why some doctors give you a list of high fibre foods to keep in your diet after a colonoscopy. We may need Doc's opinion here...

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Too much fiber not enough water = constipation. Fiber and lots of water = regular. Diarrhea-ish would be less painful for op.

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