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By wispywee - 29/06/2011 17:47 - Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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By pokeloser - 24/06/2019 07:04

Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML

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By boring - 10/05/2010 10:14 - New Zealand

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

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Soft spot

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 16:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML

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By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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By Mike - 19/10/2021 14:01

Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML

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Secret sex

By anonymous - 01/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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By AgentOrion - 29/08/2014 04:16 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

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toastyjustice 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:24

don't we all dream of that?

kageyami 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:26

...that's a win seriously

Comments

xxshadowokamixx 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 8:12

Nothing wrong wit that. Keep the dream alive!

kenta_fml 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 8:46

that is an awesome dream

redlinelxi 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 17:17

here is the next 40 year old virgin

mikichan247 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:12

....that's not terrible that's so awesome pokemon pwns :D I love it

Princess_Devon 1

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:23

when you turn 18 I'll marry you. lol

Maia_lanza_girl 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 5:30

I'm a 16 year old girl and I love Pokemon. So what? They're awesome

cleifmastersix 3

Sunday 3 July 2011 6:32

jeez, I'm shocked that you got so excited over such an impossible dream. you can't catch a Charmander at all, let alone a shiny one.

nanabaybe 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 17:56

it doesnt matter pokemon r awesome worry when ur 30 and still. dreamin of pokemon lol

Canuckster 7

Monday 4 July 2011 1:30

Why would you want to dream about girls? Chances are you'll wake up wet. Save the spunk for real sex and keep on catching those Pokemon! =D

MrBrightsidexvi 6

Monday 4 July 2011 9:29

really? why are you complaining?

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