Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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pokemongray 2
marry me *-*
Sakine 2
holy crap I dreampt about finding my first shiny pokemon the other night!! I was so happy. I think I ended up killing it...
csw2016 4
that's called growing up son.
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Look on the bright side: you could be out collecting std's. Just co'z you're on about Pokemon doesn't mean you're in the wrong as far as being a typical teen goes in any way. Pursue your own interests in your own time; doing exactly that is what will give you the character and confidence to attract girls... when *you're* ready. ...to borrow an expression you may understand: don't try to force an evolution, kid ;-j
Nyankat5 0
WOOOOO POKEMON!!! x3
epicepidural 2
I've been trying to catch a shiny for years /:
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh... 0_o
pdk420 0
was that your wet dream?
sleazyjay 0
doesn't matter if it's pokemon in your head as long as there's a chick in your bed right? lol don't be ashamed bro
icecreammintz 0
NERDIE ASS FUCKN POKEMON YDI