Geek: Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming...

By wispywee - 29/06/2011 17:47 - Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML

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By pokeloser - 24/06/2019 07:04

Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML

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By boring - 10/05/2010 10:14 - New Zealand

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

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Soft spot

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 16:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML

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Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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By Mike - 19/10/2021 14:01

Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML

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Secret sex

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Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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By AgentOrion - 29/08/2014 04:16 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

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toastyjustice 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:24

don't we all dream of that?

kageyami 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:26

...that's a win seriously

Comments

sk8erd 15

Friday 1 July 2011 2:26

dreaming bout pokemon is BA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but im sure a chick will come around in your world my friend ;)

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Friday 1 July 2011 5:07

how about a girl

becca1455 0

Friday 1 July 2011 5:19

I want a shiny charmander!

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Friday 1 July 2011 5:28

My bad i was on my phone and I could not stop it from posting. You should dream about a girl Pokémon like Chance. OP this is a win, win situation. :)

notalwaysbesta 14

Friday 1 July 2011 5:33

I'm 16, hot, and a girl, and I love Pokemon. Although, I would be looking for more water Pokemon if I were dreaming about it =) Actually this past winter me and a friend made what we call Snowkemon!

notalwaysbesta 14

Friday 1 July 2011 5:35

I'm 16, hot, and a girl, and I love Pokemon. Although, I would be looking for more water Pokemon if I were dreaming about it =) Actually this past winter me and a friend made what we call Snowkemon!