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By wispywee - 29/06/2011 17:47 - Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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Thursday 30 June 2011 0:24

don't we all dream of that?

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...that's a win seriously

Comments

Pokeboy 2

Thursday 22 August 2013 6:44

See The Problem Is It's A Charmander Obviously Bulbasaur Is better

NumbaFour 4

Wednesday 29 January 2014 5:55

Just plain awesome.

Curtis66 19

Monday 17 February 2014 2:21

I have a spare , want it?

MEECHEL_JERDANG 2

Wednesday 20 August 2014 19:31

I don't blame you. I'd rather have my shiny Charizard to be real than to have a girlfriend.

SailorSolaris 43

Thursday 21 August 2014 6:01

25 here. I dream of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh almost every night.

firelava 12

Friday 3 October 2014 18:47

the perfect son

dubiousduke 4

Saturday 11 October 2014 20:57

Good choice

thecman25 14

Monday 1 December 2014 5:56

Dude grow a pair

Cooldude6158 22

Monday 1 December 2014 10:50

Believable because you can spell Pokèmon

TheBookWyrm 18

Monday 22 December 2014 6:31

Well, getting a Shiny is really important. Girls come later. Or boys. Maybe you're just asexual. I'd embrace the dream. Become one with the dream.

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