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By wispywee - 29/06/2011 17:47 - Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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Thursday 30 June 2011 0:24

don't we all dream of that?

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Thursday 30 June 2011 0:26

...that's a win seriously

Comments

puredragon222 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 13:08

I want a shiny charmander...

maddyrenee 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 22:04

I'm a girl and I think that's really pretty awesome...

kitsune3 20

Monday 1 August 2011 14:36

ditto!

SasoriDanna_303 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:04

haha thts epic. i do the same!!! tho this might becuz im gayyy. well watever!

togro 2

Monday 1 August 2011 8:23

Hey, when I dream, I dream about girls and pokemon at the same time!

Mario5491 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 3:58

I had a dream a couple nights ago about catchin a shiny Chimchar

V19Spartan 1

Saturday 13 August 2011 4:15

I'd rather catch all the Pokemon then get AIDS and catch every girl

xxchampionxx 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 6:37

Haha me too

bbxcupcakes 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:47

I'm 15 too! :D

superangryandy 2

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:41

Worth it.

kgbjay 1

Wednesday 5 October 2011 10:56

Why is the charmander shiny?

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