Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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Comments (348)
Cartree 0
466- most of us ( myself included) don't admit we loved pokemon. We admit that we LOVE pokemon even to this day.
Pokemonkid 0
You gotta dream about those mudkips, mudkips get the bitches. And pokemon is alright to fantasize about, you are part of the Pokemon generation after all.
Chad_the_Brony 0
Dude, I'd kill for a shiny Charmander.
lalamike25 0
Is it sad that right when I saw "catch" I expected "a shiny Pokémon" to follow?
FMlbeast1 0
Whel if you think about charmander then you probaly beat the game
snowy154 9
i had that dream besides it was shiny zorua
megladon 0
least ur not dreaming of other guys...
demonkonga 5
Gotta catch em all
ArtificiaLover 1
That dream is only dumb because you can never CATCH a Charmander. Duh.
GG1569 4
I'm a 14 year old girl.. And don't worry. I've had a dream like that too. Best one yet.