Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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someguy314159265 15
The last time I caught a shiny Pokemon (it was a shiny Pidove in Pokemon Black), I felt a bit disappointed, actually. Anyway, don't feel so disappointed about not dreaming about girls. Feel proud, in fact. You are not one of THEM. Of course, I'm not as big a fan of Pokemon as everyone else here, and I would rather dream about being in an Assassin's Creed game (what's not to love about being able to use the tops of buildings as transportation, and dive into haystacks?), but I'm sure you hate the assholes who brag about how many girls they impregnated/how big they imagine their dick to be/etc. just as much as I do.
rahsoccer 2
what the **** is wrong with pokemon??
alyg55 2
I dream bout pokemon all the time.... but I come from a family of nerds so it happens frequently....
greg1234567890_fml 2
dude, ur life is awesome!!!!!
DalekScythe 0
well next time dream of putting you Digglet in a girl's Pokéball! (Pokémon is da SHIT)
xXMuffinXx 2
I'm 18 and female and I play Pokemon. I have dreams about catching the ones that I can't catch.
hahalaughing 0
wait ur 18....IS THAT UR BABY?!
alyg55 2
I play pokemon all the time to. my whole family has tournaments. (nerdy I know)
Mario5491 5
thats not nerdy thats a friggin win
hahalaughing 0
oh my....oh wow your a loser. sorry:(
meggie238 0
lol that would probably happen to my friend and he is 23
Zabrielle 0
Nice! OP, you're like my friend! She spent I don't know how much time to reset her charmander to get it shiny... She went above 10 000 resets... And I don't even know if she got it yet!! hahaha!! xD