By hellolaina - 25/06/2016 00:13 - Australia

Today, I lost my virginity. It was painful, but not as painful as my boyfriend asking afterwards: "Um... did you use to be a guy?" FML
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And to answer everyone's question, no I didn't use to be a guy. And yes he is my ex.

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He sounds quite inexperienced, himself, and may need to brush up on female anatomy ...

What was he thinking to get that conclusion?

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Today, after having sex with my girlfriend for the first time ever, I had the feeling she was a transgender. When I asked her, she got mad. FML.

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He sounds quite inexperienced, himself, and may need to brush up on female anatomy ...

What was he thinking to get that conclusion?

That the clitoris was the remainder of a penis? That's the conclusion I came to anyway

That the clitoris was the remainder of a penis? That's the conclusion I came to anyway

Well, it's technically the equivalent in anatomical terms, I suppose- both have a prepuce and erectile core, at least. I'd go out on a limb and say that's not the worst assumption one could make the first time one saw a clit.

I assume that an artificially-constructed vagina might not make for the most pleasurable experience- I don't believe that they are able to self-lubricate like a biological vagina. You need to use a lot of lube for vaginal intercourse to be pleasurable. I'm not sure if an artificial vagina is capable of stretching to take the girth of a penis either.

Personally I think he was just trying to find a way out of the relationship after getting the sex he wanted. I don't think there are many more phrases you could utter more than that to turn a girl off.

41 - they're capable of taking a penis and having penetrative sex, yes. Though you are right I believe in saying they are not self lubricating

Maybe she has an enlarged clitoris? Some women have them and to the extreme they can look like a very small penis

I think that thinking you had a non-biological vagina may be correct, as you were losing your virginity and for sure weren't loose. Interesting and unique FML though

We need a follow up explaining exactly WHY he asked that question...

He doesn't sound like a keeper.

My best guess is maybe he found her clit a little too large for his comfort? I have no clue with this one. What the fuck dude ._.

or maybe the virgins he fucked were big and hers was too small for him and he assumed that no natural girls had a vag that small and tight so he assumed as such.

Reaching too far #44.