By Yeah-It's-Just-Me - 01/01/2015 00:52 - Australia - Hornsby

Today, I had numerous calls from people saying they need a baby sitter, because "they know I wasn't invited anywhere". FML
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they better pay you extra for working on new years

I would make up an excuse saying I was going to go somewhere and not tell them where

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Were you?

Considering that this is an FML I'd assume OP invited anywhere. Unless this was an FML only because people were assuming that OP wasn't invited out anywhere.

Commas work wonders

*OP wasn't invited anywhere.

they better pay you extra for working on new years

I would make up an excuse saying I was going to go somewhere and not tell them where

She may be genuinely going somewhere, as a thought.

Well, you may be able to get them to pay well if so many people are desperate. Bright side even if they were right.

Sometimes honesty is the best policy. Tell them to frig off :) I have plans with Netflix champagne and some munchies

except we don't have Netflix in Australia yet :(

Ah, that's a bummer! I thought nearly everywhere would have it by now :/

I was going to comment the same thing lol

Tell them you're not going anywhere because you broke your foot.

At least it seems like you're a valued babysitter.

Tell them all to fuck off. Whether you have plans or not, it's rude of them to assume that you'd be happy to watch their brats or to say such a horrible thing to you. Happy New Year.

I don't think they really said anything horrible, in all honesty I can't believe anybody would ever say "because I know you're not invited anywhere" I think op just exaggerated in the FML. But I doubt that's how it actually went down.

Yeah. That's bad, just like my New Year's Eve.

If you weren't doing anything, babysit all of the kids at once. When your 'friends' ask why there were so many other kids, ask why so many people thought you were free instead of asking you out with them. Also, charge a lot of money.