Today, I found out that I’m pregnant even though I've had the implant for a couple of years. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that I got knocked up after only seeing the guy for a few weeks, or the fact that I had a boyfriend for five years and it never happened. The new guy thinks I lied and bailed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I’m gonna be a father. Apparently, my ex-girlfriend’s arm implant didn’t work this one time we had sex during our closure talk. Now I’m stuck having a baby with a girl I don’t even love anymore, and I have figure out how to explain this to my current girlfriend, who I do love. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I found out I'm three weeks pregnant with a guy I've been dating for a month. I'm on the pill and we even used a condom. This baby must be some kind of superhuman. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant. My fiancé was beaming with joy. However, I’m not sure if he’s the father because I recently had hate sex/quickie with my ex-boyfriend, who is also my coworker. I wish the Earth would swallow me. FML
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bleachedraven 14
Good luck to you and your baby. Sorry about the ditch.
1known 34
If you keep your child and the father still doesn’t want to help, Justice will be on your side.
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Comments (5)
bleachedraven 14
Good luck to you and your baby. Sorry about the ditch.
Kattemageren 9
Can't figure out if you want the baby or not. If not, get an abortion maybe? Maybe your ex bf had bad sperm count and it had nothing to do with you? Either way, sticking your dick in someone can result in pregnancy, that's the risk you take for 4 minutes of fun
eellik 12
Thats why she had the implant.
sarianna 10
There's always someone who's unlucky, even with something that's effective 99.9% of the time.
1known 34
If you keep your child and the father still doesn’t want to help, Justice will be on your side.
Sweetie 5
DNA test equals child support
TomTom09 2
Having unprotected sex probably wasn't the smartest thing to do. You could've gotten an STD from it.