Skipped

By how?!?! - 07/06/2021 00:01

Today, I found out that I’m pregnant even though I've had the implant for a couple of years. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that I got knocked up after only seeing the guy for a few weeks, or the fact that I had a boyfriend for five years and it never happened. The new guy thinks I lied and bailed. FML
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bleachedraven 14

Good luck to you and your baby. Sorry about the ditch.

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1known 30

If you keep your child and the father still doesn’t want to help, Justice will be on your side.

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bleachedraven 14

Good luck to you and your baby. Sorry about the ditch.

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Kattemageren 9

Can't figure out if you want the baby or not. If not, get an abortion maybe? Maybe your ex bf had bad sperm count and it had nothing to do with you? Either way, sticking your dick in someone can result in pregnancy, that's the risk you take for 4 minutes of fun

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sarianna 10

There's always someone who's unlucky, even with something that's effective 99.9% of the time.

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1known 30

If you keep your child and the father still doesn’t want to help, Justice will be on your side.

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Sweetie 5

DNA test equals child support

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TomTom09 2

Having unprotected sex probably wasn't the smartest thing to do. You could've gotten an STD from it.

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